Bush successfully Ends Bipartisanship In Washington
Bush at the moment enjoys a popularity rating of 38%, according to the DNC blog. This required drastic action. So Bush has followed through on his campaign pledge to end bipartisanship in Washington once and for all with a radical new policy statement: He will not to listen to anyone except Republicans.
"Given the increase in the number and types of requests we are beginning to receive from the House and Senate, and in deference to the various committee chairmen and our desire to better coordinate these requests, I am asking that all requests for information and materials be coordinated through the committee chairmen and be put in writing from the committee."
Says them! From now on, RNC chairmen- including the Docudrama Fact Checker In Chief- will now be in charge of reading and editing queries from Democrats intended for the White House. I presume this is to make sure that the questions are smart, eloquent, skeptical and challenging enough to serve the debate that is vital for Democracy to function.
It's funny that histories most passive, spineless Democratic Party (yes, that's two links)- one that tries to win campaigns by agreeing with him- is being asked by the President to shut up. Imagine if there was actually an opposition party? Would Bush drop an A Bomb on Cambridge and San Francisco?
Anyone who thinks Bush is not taking his orders from the far right of his party need only consider this as a nod to the strategies of Conservative (Oops, I meant "totally fair and unbiased") talk show (Oops, I meant "news show") host Bill O'Reilly (Oops, I meant "Ezzolino di Romano, tyrant of Padua's Marco-Polo Buddy in the Seventh Circle of Hell"): "If you see [Sen. Tom Daschle] for me, senator, tell him to shut up. For me. You can be nice."
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In Biased Liberal Media news, NPR received a 200 Million dollar endowment- the largest of any kind in the history of non profit organizations according to an NHPR chairman who I don't quite believe- came from, of all places, Joan Kroc, wife of Ray Kroc, who made his money flipping burgers as the founder of McDonalds. On that note, the Onion has a great interview with Ira Glass, who makes me feel better about liking "Joan of Arcadia."
"Given the increase in the number and types of requests we are beginning to receive from the House and Senate, and in deference to the various committee chairmen and our desire to better coordinate these requests, I am asking that all requests for information and materials be coordinated through the committee chairmen and be put in writing from the committee."
Says them! From now on, RNC chairmen- including the Docudrama Fact Checker In Chief- will now be in charge of reading and editing queries from Democrats intended for the White House. I presume this is to make sure that the questions are smart, eloquent, skeptical and challenging enough to serve the debate that is vital for Democracy to function.
It's funny that histories most passive, spineless Democratic Party (yes, that's two links)- one that tries to win campaigns by agreeing with him- is being asked by the President to shut up. Imagine if there was actually an opposition party? Would Bush drop an A Bomb on Cambridge and San Francisco?
Anyone who thinks Bush is not taking his orders from the far right of his party need only consider this as a nod to the strategies of Conservative (Oops, I meant "totally fair and unbiased") talk show (Oops, I meant "news show") host Bill O'Reilly (Oops, I meant "Ezzolino di Romano, tyrant of Padua's Marco-Polo Buddy in the Seventh Circle of Hell"): "If you see [Sen. Tom Daschle] for me, senator, tell him to shut up. For me. You can be nice."
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In Biased Liberal Media news, NPR received a 200 Million dollar endowment- the largest of any kind in the history of non profit organizations according to an NHPR chairman who I don't quite believe- came from, of all places, Joan Kroc, wife of Ray Kroc, who made his money flipping burgers as the founder of McDonalds. On that note, the Onion has a great interview with Ira Glass, who makes me feel better about liking "Joan of Arcadia."
